This site was made by Ohako, who enjoys his anonymity on the Internet.
This site was made at the behest of BalsamicDragon, who, presumably, has vinaigrette breath.
This site is hosted on sandwich.net, which is run by a nice person named Calculus.
The font I'm using is Digital Dream, which was made by Jakob Fisher at www.pizzadude.dk
The scroll wheel technique I'm using comes from Switch On The Code
The technique I'm using (eventually) to capture iPad swipe events comes from Padilicious
The Nonary Game is an element of the Nintendo DS game 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors, which was written by Chunsoft, and published here in the US by Aksys Games.